I'm confused. What are we discussing here?
If I was to guess, I would say we're poking fun at the people who claim to have found the unobtainium recipe (which sounds like fun), although it's hard to tell.
I found the recipe. 1 begging noob + 1 annoyed admin = Unobtanium
I think the myth I heard was something along the lines of one bluesteel and two mithril makes an unobtainium, which just so happens to line up with the recipes we made up for our .exes back when they were a thing. Given the .exes came before these rumors (or at least when I heard them), that makes it instantly suspicious.
However, the real reason we know that unobtainium isn't craftable is that it has the reverse effect on non-admins. So the unobtainium armour lowers your walkspeed and makes your health 1, and the sword kills you when you hit someone with it. Even if it was craftable, nobody would make it.
In retrospect, Skull's recipe might not be so far off.
You use:
Admin + Begging Noob
Admins are a rare object that spawns in the world on the player spawn points every so often. The begging noob is obtained in the same way, but appears much more frequently.
I found the REAL unobtainum recipe :D
Admin + Being Polite + Hope
Or H@x+Admin's Presence+Trash Talk (sarcasm)
I'm part of the unobtainium recipe? sweet!
I said 'H@x'not 'hax'.